While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.Cracked me up because it's such a weird way of putting it. I'm pretty sure this woman didn't tell the officer she "had concealed a handgun in her vagina."
She probably said something like, "Hey, man, I should tell you something. I got a gun on me."
The officer probably scoffed at her in the rearview mirror. "No, you don't. We searched you."
"No, seriously. I got a gun on me. You know, down there."