Stop trying to make the "tiny house" thing happen.
I don't care how eco-friendly it is, how cleverly you utilized the space, or all the cool design elements. None of this changes the fact that you live in a shed. (If your shed has wheels, it's a trailer.)
My objection, of course, is not that people want to live this way. More power to them. It's that they want us to call their sheds/trailers "tiny houses." Just...