Monday, November 17, 2014

The Offensive Shirt

There is no hope for humanity.

Perhaps you heard some scientists landed a probe on a comet.  Pretty cool.

Perhaps you heard one of those scientists wore a shirt during the press conference that some people felt was inappropriate.  It covered up all offensive man-parts, it's true, but it did so featuring cartoon images of sexy women. 

That's a big no-no in our fragile culture.  I mean, think about the children. Some little boy is going to see that shirt and start to think women are little more than sex objects.  Some little girl is going to see that shirt and commit suicide because no matter what she does, she will always be little more than a sexy cartoon on a misogynist's shirt.

Meanwhile, the scientist was made to apologize for his shirt.  Forget the comet, scientist dude.  Let's talk about your offensive shirt.

Yes, because we're children...

The Shower Curtain

Even when my bathroom is clean, it's filthy.  Construction is complete.  Final step:  Decorating with profanity.

Huge props to my Mom, who got me an electrician for my birthday.  I've replaced light fixtures before.  Shoulda took a class before I attempted to replace a junction box....