I found out today I have a secret admirer.
Which is funny because I feel a lot of things, but I don't really feel admired. But my boss told me about it and I just couldn't stop laughing. I guess she's been bugging him about it for who knows how long, years?
"Who's that guy? He's cute. Tell him I like him." Today's the first I heard about it.
Turns out I smiled at her when I went out for a smoke, and I had to think back. I smiled at a lady? So I'm trying to think...when did I smile at a lady?
It occurred to me later that I had run into her today, by the door, just me going through it, her standing there talking on her phone. There was a smile, and then I walked off.
Thinking back on it, I got a message from her on the company's intranet around my anniversary, but I didn't really think too much of it. Our company's social media thing is not really something I'm into. I'm more of a NSFW kind of guy.
Anyway, I thought it was pretty funny. All this time I've been an object of this lady's desire, and I didn't even know it.
Don't get too excited. She's too old for me and I won't date any of the women at work. Except for the CEO's assistant. She's very good looking: tall, dark hair, exotic eyes, and she's the CEO's assistant. I'd date her.