Tonight, I bought a telescoping ladder from a drunk black dude outside a 7-11 for twenty bucks and a pack of Kools.
Okay, that sounds racist. It also sounds like receiving stolen property....
Shit...did it again. Forget I said that.
Updated: Today I've been so afflicted by moral guilt over this whole ordeal that I considered contacting the police. But I'm not going to.
I'm just going to resolve to never buy shit from drunk people outside 7-11s again.
2 comments:
This made me laugh.
Now I'm off to do some googling to understand how a telescoping ladder is different than a regular ol' ladder.
As I found in my Google search, they are worth a whole lot more than $20 and a pack of Kools!
Obviously, I got a deal...but at who's expense?
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