Tonight, I bought a telescoping ladder from a drunk black dude outside a 7-11 for twenty bucks and a pack of Kools.
Okay, that sounds racist. It also sounds like receiving stolen property....
Shit...did it again. Forget I said that.
Updated: Today I've been so afflicted by moral guilt over this whole ordeal that I considered contacting the police. But I'm not going to.
I'm just going to resolve to never buy shit from drunk people outside 7-11s again.