What the hell, man? Don't you know I'm cynical pessimist? What are you trying to do? Give me hope?
In game six, what should have been the last game of the series, the Nuggets clobbered the Lakers by 17 points, forcing a game 7. Odds are the Lakers will take it --at least that's what I'm telling myself to lessen any disappointment-- but things are looking good for the boys in blue.
Well, unless you're Chris "Birdman" Andersen, who looks like he may be facing a kiddie porn beef. (Details are scant, but my money says we're dealing with an underage girl with an iPhone and a big mirror in her bathroom. I suppose Bird could be a pedophile, but being in the NBA and all that, I think it's more likely he got snagged by some jailbait.)