I've been growing a mustache for, I don't know, a month. People have laughed at me. My nephew calls me Johnny Depp and thinks it's some kind of insult. I told my brother I was going to grow it until it covered my top lip.
You know, maybe get a real Earp going.
I got to show it off to everyone on Easter. When my aunt saw it, she said, "You look like that guy on TV..."
Me, cutting her off: "Tom Seleck?"
Honestly, I'm actually shooting more for a Swanson, because I dunno...I love that guy.
But now...now I'm kind of sick of the mustache experiment. So this is what my sad mustache looks like before I shave it off.