Had a Kirk Cameron related disaster at work today and the switchboard went crazy. At one point, I was just grabbing lines. "[Insert corporate greeting]. Please hold." Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I joked with a co-worker that this proves that God is not an Evangelical. I mean, if he was and this message was of such crucial importance that he must have Kirk Cameron deliver it, there would be no technical difficulties. The equipment could be unplugged and it would work.
Of course, despite the religious overtones, let's be honest about what happened tonight. A lot of money was made...and then a lot of money was lost. I don't know if heads will roll, but fingers will be pointed.
There will be no turning of the cheek and giving of the cloak also.