Saturday, April 23, 2011



The Dolphins thought they'd get Brandon Marshall and make a team. Only problem with that is that Brandon Marshall is a clown.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Trivia Domination

I won a free drink at Heidi's Deli for getting today's trivia question correct.

Dock Ellis was the first MLB player to wear "_______" in his hair.

They said I was only the second person to get it right.


This morning I heard Lewis and Floorwax laying into Jerry Seinfeld for getting "political" over canceling some charity event with Donald Trump over Trump's birtherism.

I had to change the station because it's too early to be confronted by such stupidity.

Birtherism isn't a political issue. There's nothing left or right about being so fucking stupid you think that a guy can make it all the way to the presidency without a valid birth certificate. Especially when everyone who matters says it's valid.

That's right. There has never been a single official source that has questioned the validity of Obama's birth certificate. Nope, it's always his political opponents, and not the smart ones either.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


I went up to Boulder for some reason today...can't really remember.

This was the quad around 4:19 PM.
This was the quad around 4:21 PM.
A haze blew in or something, I think. I wish I could say, but that's when things started getting fuzzy.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Snagged Another One

Say hello to George Herbert Walker.
Goodbye, George Herbert Walker.

Dumb Dumb De-Dumb

CNN's Candy Crowley will shortly be asking Donald Trump some questions about gas prices.

Aside from what he reads in the paper, what the fuck does Donald Trump know about gas prices?


Okay, so now that the segment has started, another possibility occurred to me. Trump is going off on a rant, talking a bunch of nonsense. (How to lower the price of oil? Trump's suggestion: Just tell OPEC to lower the price!)

This may be CNN's attempt to give him enough rope to hang himself. Every time he opens his mouth, it's apparent that Trump is "running for president" as a ratings stunt for Celebrity Apprentice. What a joke.