Thursday, November 19, 2009


This is what passes for Christianity these days?

Jesus does not approve. I asked him. He told me (in Aramaic*) that this kind of shit turns his stomach.

* Yeah, sorry, English-only enthusiasts, your Lord and Savior did not even speak your language. And if he returned today, you'd probably think he was a terrorist or an illegal immigrant or something.

Some brown guy in dirty clothes speaking a funny language? You kidding? Jesus would get deported!

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