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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Bus

Dear Bus Driver,

When I saw you checking out that drunk chick with cirrhosis, I wasn't quite sure what to make of you. But having ridden your bus a few times, feeling all the G forces as you SLAM on the brakes and SLAM on the gas, as well as the associated gastrointestinal effects, I have to say: I don't like you.

Signed,

A Reluctant RTD Devotee

1 comment:

i am playing outside said...

there are so many bus drivers like that, and i'd like to punch them all.