But this sentence struck me.
In that burglary, the euthanasia drug stolen went by the brand name "Buthenasia."What genius thought that one up?
I sense a trend. The drug that kills cancer will be called Schmancer. The one that tackles AIDS? FAIDS. For Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
Of course, the new drug for erectile dysfunction. We'll just call that Pimpotence.